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 Politically correct terms

 As the sensitivity of young people reaches new heights, the English language needs to adapt to avoid hurting delicate individuals. We have adopted some new terms to prevent this problem. But more must be done. Therefore, BITCH (Bureau of Integrated Terms to Comprehend Humans), is promoting the following terms to foster more love among Americans and less hate. When talking or writing, please avoid harsh language and use the appropriate metaphor in the second column.         

Assassin:                End-of-life promoter

Bureaucrat:             Inflexible regulator

Corrupt:                   Ethically impotent

Disorganized:          Eclectic order style

Dull:                        Excitement inverted  

Filthy:                     Water and soap sensitive

Idiot:                       Mentally discreet

Impotent:                 Sexually challenged

Lascivious:              Carnal Inspired

Lazy:                       Motivationally opposed

Liar:                        Fiction creativity prone

Politician:                Tax money lover

Preacher:                God’s name profiter

Prisoner:                 Travel-restricted person

Prostitute:               Body business entrepreneur

Racist:                    Biologically misinformed

Ugly:                       Beauty challenged

Womanizer:           Passion gifted