Children must learn to avoid bullets first
Dead don’t absorb grammar
Teachers must carry weapons
Dead, can’t teach faith
Parents are advised to use armored cars
Dead won’t be able to come to the PTA meetings
Safety first, proclaims the governor
Each family will receive an AK 15
To ensure a fair match with shooters
The State will pay for the weapons
Using the money that was wasted on books
About fairness, peace, and other communist propaganda.
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