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Abnormal deaths

Abnormal deaths

A cowboy in Brazil, Joao, saw his maid dancing a samba, fell in a climax  and his testosterones boiled to 162 Fahrenheit degrees, he died toasted

An elderly Scottish woman was convicted of asphyxiating her grown up son with excessive and unjustified love

The exotic dancer Nucular is the only person who has passed away because of    an attack of dandruff

George, a convicted politician from Texas went down due to an attack of unmerited happiness

The Kalassi tribe in Africa became extinct when a beauty virus shaped people so beautiful that women refused to get pregnant for fear of loosing their gorgeousness

Rossel Watts auctioned his heart on E-Bay and was put to death by the winner who used the organ for his sick dog Dix

The televangelist Markuss expired in his yacht when God told him he saw him coaxing his flock on a Sunday morning and flying his jet in the afternoon 

A plumber who was working alone in a ranch house got his right foot trapped in a tub and was found dead nine days later by an illegal immigrant

Lyn, a poet and editor, missed a misspelled word. Mortified she read

avant-garde poems for three days in a row until she died of poetry intoxication

A lonely night of a lonely life

A lonely night of a lonely life

I let the light of the moon in

         as my lone companion

but a March cold embraces my night

           and freezes my time. 

My house is barely small

but empty is too deep.

Only the storm knocks on my door

           but when I run to invite the wind in

                    it is gone.

I can hear a truck passing far away

                     while stagnant thoughts

                              pound my solitude.